When I ripped (rip) my pants,
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it all sky-high.
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I (rip) ripped my pants.
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants.
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,
But the pain feels so much worse.
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns.
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
So listen and you won't regret,
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants. (rip)
Figured out who this song is by yet? Why, Spongeybobby of course! He is a master musician/singer and deserves to be recognized. This song, "Ripped Pants", is all about feeling ignored by your friends. So you act stupid to get a few laughs, a few hahas. Eventually, the attention can go to your head and you just... rip your pants. But when you take things that far, people start to turn their backs on you. I think we can all relate to ripped pants.
P.S. I knew all the words to this song before I googled them. I regret nothing.
